LIVE IN TO CITY (Stand UP)

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It’s a stand up comedy video I created for you at home. The person who doesn’t want to leave their house and come to shows because they are too busy. This way I can come to you. The video for the person on the go. The video for the person who has seen it all… except this video. The person who needs a break…

Thanks to Mark DeBonis, Pat Burtscher, Bryn Pottie and Vince Lombarrdi (The Band) for NBA Jam.

THE HUGE SUCCESS TOUR 2015

The Huge Success Tour 2015

I will be hitting the road with my great friends, KEN mode… and a few of their lovely friends will be joining in on the fall time festivities. Smashing into all these towns, I will be telling jokes and stories for your merriment. I’ll be kind on your bleeding ears and tug at your heart strings. Come say “Aloha!”

Blue strip

see you out there ball players:

Sept 9 – Saskatoon, SK @ Amigo’s Cantina + Facebook
Sept 10 – Edmonton, AB @ Wunderbar + Tickets , Facebook
Sept 11 – Calgary, AB @ Broken City + Facebook
Sept 12 – Vancouver, BC @ Hindenburg % Facebook
Sept 14 – Seattle, WA @ Chop Suey # w/Great Falls Tickets , Facebook
Sept 15 – Spokane, WA @ The Pin # Tickets , Facebook
Sept 16 – Portland, OR @ High Water Mark # Facebook
Sept 18 – Oakland, CA @ Golden Bull # Facebook
Sept 19 – Los Angeles, CA @ Loaded in Hollywood # Tickets , Facebook
Sept 20 – San Diego, CA @ Soda Bar # Tickets , Facebook
Sept 22 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Urban Lounge # Tickets , Facebook
Sept 23 – Denver, CO @ Three Kings Tavern # Facebook
Sept 24 – Kansas City, MO @ miniBar # Tickets , Facebook
Sept 25 – Austin, TX @ Mohawk # Tickets , Facebook
Sept 26 – Dallas, TX @ Reno’s Chop Shop # Tickets , Facebook
Sept 27 – New Orleans, LA @ Siberia # Tickets , Facebook
Sept 29 – Birmingham, AL @ Syndicate Lounge # Facebook 
Sept 30 – Tallahassee, FL @ Liberty Bar # Facebook (Free show)
Oct 1 – Miami, FL @ Churchill’s # Facebook 
Oct 2 – Orlando, FL @ Will’s Pub # Tickets , Facebook
Oct 3 – Atlanta, GA @ 529 # w/Lazer/Wulf & Powder Room Tickets , Facebook
Oct 4 – Johnson City, TN @ The Hideaway # w/Generation of Vipers Facebook
Oct 6 – Chapel Hill, NC @ Local 506 # Tickets , Facebook
Oct 7 – Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter # Tickets , Facebook
Oct 8 – Philadelphia, PA @ Kung Fu Necktie # w/Ladder Devils, Backslider Tickets , Facebook
Oct 9 – Brooklyn, NY @ The Acheron # w/The Austerity Program Tickets , Facebook
Oct 10 – Rochester, NY @ Bug Jar #^ w/Sulaco, Mike Gifaldi (stand up) Facebook
Oct 11 – Boston, MA @ Mid East Upstairs ^ w/Pile, Phantom Glue, Ascend/Descend Tickets , Facebook
Oct 13 – St. John, NB @ Pub Down Under ^ w/Anthesis Facebook
Oct 14 – Halifax, NS @ Gus’ Pub ^ Facebook
Oct 15 – Fredericton, NB @ Capital Complex ^% Facebook
Oct 16 – Quebec City, QC @ L’Anti ^ Tickets , Facebook
Oct 17 – Montreal, QC @ Turbo Haus ^ Facebook
Oct 18 – Sherbrooke, QC @ Le Murdoch ^ Facebook
Oct 19 – Ottawa, ON @ House of Targ ^ Facebook
Oct 20 – Kingston, ON @ The Mansion ^ Tickets , Facebook
Oct 21 – Toronto, ON @ Smiling Buddha ^ w/Mad Trapper Tickets , Facebook
Oct 22 – Hamilton, ON @ Absinthe ^ Facebook
Oct 23 – London, ON @ Call the Office ^ Facebook
Oct 24 – Windsor, ON @ Dominion House ^ Facebook
Oct 25 – Detroit, MI @ PJ’s Lager House * Facebook
Oct 26 – Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class * Facebook
Oct 27 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr. Roboto Project * Facebook
Oct 28 – Columbus, OH @ Ace of Cups *~ Facebook
Oct 29 – Indianapolis, IN @ Joyful Noise *~ Facebook
Oct 30 – Columbia, MO @ Social Room ~ Tickets Facebook
Oct 31 – St. Louis, MO @ The Demo ~ Tickets , Facebook
Nov 1 – Chicago, IL @ Cobra Lounge ~ Tickets Facebook
Nov 2 – Dubuque, IA @ The Lift ~ Facebook 
Nov 3 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Cactus Club ~ Facebook
Nov 4 – Madison, WI @ Dragon Fly Lounge ~ Facebook
Nov 5 – Sioux Falls, SD @ Total Drag ~ Facebook
Nov 6 – Minneapolis, MN @ Hexagon Bar ~ Facebook
Nov 7 – Winnipeg, MB @ the Windsor + w/Velodrome Facebook

+ with Conduct ( https://publictone.bandcamp.com/album/fear-and-desire )
% with Fuck the Facts ( https://fuckthefacts.bandcamp.com/ )
# with Child Bite ( https://childbite.bandcamp.com/ )
^ with Life in Vacuum ( https://lifeinvacuum.bandcamp.com/ )
* with We Are Hex ( https://wearehex.bandcamp.com/ )
~ with Lo-Pan ( https://smallstone.bandcamp.com/album/colossus )

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European Tour With KEN mode Fall 2014

Very Excited to be lining this up for the Fall:

Sept 25, 2014 NL Amsterdam, Winston
Sept 26, 2014 NL Oss, Groene Engel
Sept 27, 2014 DK Copenhagen, Stengade
Sept 30, 2014 BE Brussels, Magasin4
Oct 01, 2014 FR Orleans, L’Astrolabe
Oct 02, 2014 FR Nantes, Ferrailleur
Oct 03, 2014 ES Barcelona, Razzmatazz
Oct 06, 2014 FR Toulouse, Saint des Seins
Oct 07, 2014 FR Montpellier, Black Sheep
Oct 08, 2014 IT Milan, LoFi
Oct 09, 2014 AT Innsbruck, PMK
Oct 10, 2014 DE Chemnitz, AC17
Oct 12, 2014 BE Liege, La Zona
Oct 14, 2014 UK London, Our Black Heart
Oct 17, 2014 UK Glasgow, Audio
Oct 19, 2014 UK Swansea, Garage

We’ve got a good 7 dates still coming, so stay tuned!

Also, coming in November, a tour through Canada with Comedy Records.
Visit: http://www.comedyrecords.ca

The Muppets have taken over Canadian Money…

The artist for the Canadian $5 bill must have been a huge fan of the Muppets… Sir Wilfred Laurier has never looked so American. I’ve heard of a puppet government but this is getting out of hand… hand…? puppet…? Sam the Eagle.  We are one step closer to making Canada the 51st state.

SAM THE 5

THE SPECIMEN AND ONE I FOUND IN CIRCULATION…

Sam the Laurier

Don’t get me started on our $10 bill and that damn heckler Sir John A. MacDonald who looks a lot like Statler…or Kevin O’Leary…

STATLER $5

We have a Swedish Man on our $100 bill… a chef.

SWEDISH 100

And a Bear named Bobo on the $50, but he still isn’t as crazy as William Lyon MacKenzie King. (That dude would try talking to his dead mother… Norman Bates)BOBO the Bear 50

And the Queen will forever be on the $20

QUEEN SWEETUMS