The artist for the Canadian $5 bill must have been a huge fan of the Muppets… Sir Wilfred Laurier has never looked so American. I’ve heard of a puppet government but this is getting out of hand… hand…? puppet…? Sam the Eagle.  We are one step closer to making Canada the 51st state.

THE SPECIMEN AND ONE I FOUND IN CIRCULATION…

Don’t get me started on our $10 bill and that damn heckler Sir John A. MacDonald who looks a lot like Statler…or Kevin O’Leary…

We have a Swedish Man on our $100 bill… a chef.

And a Bear named Bobo on the $50, but he still isn’t as crazy as William Lyon MacKenzie King. (That dude would try talking to his dead mother… Norman Bates)

And the Queen will forever be on the $20