Did I ever tell you the time I was allowed by VICE to interview Darwin?
No no no… Not that heretic. I’m talking about that cute little monkey (not our human relative) who wore a jacket to IKEA. That’s more like it. I learned a lot that day… I felt like a Barbara Walters. Of course, minus that post face lift droopy squint eye thing she has going on. Actually, I felt more like a Jane Goodall. However, I could actually talk to the chimps, as you will read in this art-tickle.
Jacket off… and monkey.